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fact is unintended but not entirely unexpected. Watch what you tell your
stylist or barber.
aren't always as they look!
family went out to Steak 'n Shake for burgers and shakes a
couple weeks ago. Their
4-year-old, Steven, kept looking at the beautiful peppers in the
bottle on the table. He
began insisting over and over, "I wike that!"
they were through eating, Dad sprinkled a little of the sauce on
his plate, set him up with a glass of water, and let him taste it.
first he had a considerate expression, then mass confusion
registered on his face, his eyes did a Wyle Coyote bug-out,
followed by a full head-to-body shiver.
he settled down his Mom asked him, "You still like
that?" He started saying, "Yes, I -- ?," paused and
suddenly changed it to, "Nooooooo!"
and learn"; sage advice
a young lady recovering from a broken, long-term romantic
relationship, "Life is too short to not forgive.
I forgive him, but I can't forget."
little barbershop humor
three-legged dog walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "What do you want?"
The dog replied, "I'm looking for the guy who shot my
She's still his Cinderella
couple that will be married 47 years in October still have a
certain magic in their marriage.
Don gets on his knees after Pat's morning tanning session
and helps her put her slippers on."
Awww, too sweet!
little Mindy bird from Lincoln got caught flying low through
Decatur this last week. Darn those radar traps, you just can't go
as fast as you want all the time!
you ever think that if you were only more organized,
life would be
Monday is salt and pepper shaker cleaning day
Thursday is the day to clean the pepper bottles
Friday is catsup bottle change day
Menus are cleaned every
Saturday and Sunday are busy at Lincoln Steak
to the contributors for this column
LDN wishes no embarrassment to anyone. We hope each reader will
be spurred to recognize the precious time and place we live in,
and the good fortune to be where and who we are. May you be
entertained, charmed and piqued to think goodly of our fellow
friends and neighbors with whom we share this land known as Logan