On the way
      up the road to spend a holiday weekend with relatives, I noticed a license
      plate that said "TWORK." It could have referred to a name rather
      than an activity, and I doubted that the driver was headed to work at that
      hour on a Saturday morning a couple of days before Christmas. The tag
      suggested other interesting combinations, however, such as "TWHERE"
      the car traveled "TWORK," and "TWHAT" the job was.
      Playing with the twang in the message, I thought it might be appropriate
      to break into a lively chorus of "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off t’work
      I go."
       Facing the
      mirror a couple of weeks later, I felt less chipper about the whole
      process of going t’work. It was a morning when I had little material
      prepared in advance at work, so I knew the hours leading up to noon would
      be busy. In addition, I had a cold and it was cold outside, though both of
      those conditions were improving. I needed to leave the house in about half
      an hour. A cold plus cold air and a wet head did not make a promising
      combination. In short, my hair was washed on schedule, but there was
      another problem. The hair dryer was sputtering, and wiggling the plug didn’t
      help.
Facing the
      mirror a couple of weeks later, I felt less chipper about the whole
      process of going t’work. It was a morning when I had little material
      prepared in advance at work, so I knew the hours leading up to noon would
      be busy. In addition, I had a cold and it was cold outside, though both of
      those conditions were improving. I needed to leave the house in about half
      an hour. A cold plus cold air and a wet head did not make a promising
      combination. In short, my hair was washed on schedule, but there was
      another problem. The hair dryer was sputtering, and wiggling the plug didn’t
      help.
      It had
      occurred to me that this could happen someday, but I had dismissed the
      concern. The dryer hadn’t failed me for a long time. That’s all the
      more indication it might break down, I suppose, but I grew complacent.
      Sometimes it would smell extra hot, but that was a passing phenomenon. I
      noticed it once in a while over a period of years and nothing bad
      happened.
      I had told
      myself that if necessary I could wait for my hair to dry naturally, or I
      could turn up the furnace and put my head near a register. For added air
      circulation, I could get the box fan out of winter storage. I knew that
      those were not completely satisfactory substitutes for a working hair
      dryer, but again, it had a history of being reliable.
       By contrast,
      I’ve often lamented the short life spans of the curling irons I’ve
      owned. The first one lasted longer than most, but I’ve lost count of how
      many I’ve bought. Sometimes I’ve chosen inexpensive models, since none
      lasted long anyway. Other times I spent more, trying for quality. To avoid
      a half-finished look from a curling iron malfunction in the middle of the
      job, I usually keep at least two of different sizes on hand, plus a couple
      with springs partly sprung but usable in an emergency.
By contrast,
      I’ve often lamented the short life spans of the curling irons I’ve
      owned. The first one lasted longer than most, but I’ve lost count of how
      many I’ve bought. Sometimes I’ve chosen inexpensive models, since none
      lasted long anyway. Other times I spent more, trying for quality. To avoid
      a half-finished look from a curling iron malfunction in the middle of the
      job, I usually keep at least two of different sizes on hand, plus a couple
      with springs partly sprung but usable in an emergency.
      The hair
      dryer was a different story. I had never replaced mine. I don’t even
      know exactly how long it has been around. I got it secondhand from an
      aunt. At school it became a popular item on a floor where I lived for a
      while. Other girls would borrow the dryer, and sometimes it would make
      several stops along the hall before coming back to me. Old-fashioned or
      not, it worked, and the airstream was powerful.
      Fortunately,
      on the January morning when it may have been breathing out its last hot
      air, the motor continued sputtering enough to dry my hair more or less.
      At the first
      opportunity, with a Christmas gift card handy, I set out to buy another
      dryer. I hadn’t checked on consumer reports about the best kinds. I had
      no experience in selecting one. I simply picked up a model that wasn’t
      the cheapest or the most expensive. It was marked as a special — a whole
      dollar off, but a sale is a sale.
       The
      unexpected need did settle a question related to the Christmas gift
      card. My brother’s clue on the package said: Your guess is better than
      mine on what to use this for.
The
      unexpected need did settle a question related to the Christmas gift
      card. My brother’s clue on the package said: Your guess is better than
      mine on what to use this for.
      My guess got
      better with the ending of the hot air.
      Among the
      customers ahead of me at the cash register, someone else with a gift card
      was also buying a hair dryer. It occurred to me that choosing a new one
      could be a routine event in some households instead of the first in a
      lifetime.
      Evidently the design and features of some small appliances
      haven’t changed much in 30 years or so. Unpacking
      the box, I found the new dryer to be very similar to my
      hand-me-down except that the newer model felt lighter in weight and looked
      more colorful.
      We’ll see how long it lasts.
      With a two-year warranty, it won’t be likely t’work as long as the old
      one, but I can always say it was a beginner’s mistake if it turns out
      that my choice wasn’t so hot.