Slim Randles' Home Country
When a town annoyance goes missing
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[MAY
13, 2006]
The first thing that tipped us
off that there was a problem was when old man Ortega's rooster
disappeared. He reported it to the police, too, who thought this
neighborhood alarm clock finally met with a dissatisfied customer
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The police said as much to Ortega, and the old man wanted to know
what the police were going to do about it. Well, since it had been
almost a week since they'd had a complaint come in, the chief sent
young Glen around the neighborhood asking chicken questions.
Everyone denied ending ol' Doodle's career -- when they finished
laughing -- and a cursory exam of yards and garbage cans failed to
turn up brown or red feathers. The preliminary poultry purloining
pursuit then ended with a cursory report filed down at the cop shop,
with old man Ortega getting a copy of it. Ortega had his
suspicions, of course. There was one neighbor lady who had once
complained about the rooster to Ortega, and he had defended to her
very face his rooster's right to crow. She then asked if he couldn't
get ol' Doodles operated on, like they do to dogs, and get his
doodler clipped so he'd be singing blanks, as it were.
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Ortega hotly replied that anyone who would deliberately maim an
American rooster would steal sheep. Later on, he apologized to her
for blowing off steam, told her he really didn't think of her as a
sheep thief and offered to buy her some earplugs that they sell out
at the shooting range. She passed on the earplug offer but poured
him a cup of coffee, and that seemed to be that.
But still, ol' Doodles was gone, and there was no denying that.
If he had simply escaped and was still in town, we'd have heard him
somewhere, so that was ruled out.
We finally put two and two together when another neighbor caught
a coyote going over the fence with one of his hens, but we always
wondered about that doodler-snipping operation. We'll have to ask
Doc about it.
[Slim Randles]
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