Jim Furyk tugged his cap over his eyes. His partner, David Toms, couldn't stop laughing.
"I'm dying to laugh, but I'm scared the cameras will be on me that I'm laughing the guy is drowning," International captain Gary Player said. "I thought, 'Damn, that water must be cold.' But I was pleased to see his head come up."
But when his clothes dried and the laughter subsided, Austin might have given the Americans the spark they needed.
From perhaps the most embarrassing moment of his career, Austin redeemed himself by closing with three tough birdies to earn an important halve on a day that the International team otherwise dominated.
"I hope I proved today that I'm never going to give up until it's over," Austin said.
The International team won four matches to cut the Americans' lead to 7-5 after two days, and it was truly a team effort.
Vijay Singh and Stuart Appleby led the way by handing Tiger Woods his worst loss in team competition, 5 and 4, although there wasn't much Woods and Jim Furyk could do. Singh holed out from a bunker and chipped in for eagle, Appleby made a long eagle putt at No. 12 and they combined to go 11 under through 14 holes.
Retief Goosen chipped in for par and Angel Cabrera made a 10-foot birdie on the 18th for a 1-up victory over Phil Mickelson and Hunter Mahan, the first match since 2003 in South Africa that the International team won on the 18th hole.
Geoff Ogilvy picked up another point with a 5-foot birdie on the 18th, topping the 15-foot birdie moments earlier from Lucas Glover.
The loudest cheers again belonged to Canadian star Mike Weir, who delivered seven birdies and a clutch tee shot on the 17th hole that allowed he and Ernie Els to close out their match.
The jeers belonged to Austin.
The lowlight was shown on large video screens across Royal Montreal, along with images of his own teammates doing everything they could to keep a straight face. Fat chance.
"You couldn't see who it was because his head was underwater," Steve Stricker said after teaming with Scott Verplank to deliver the only U.S. victory. "But you figured it had to be Woody."
The good news for Austin?
That video from 10 years ago of Austin banging his putter against his head until it snapped is now headed for storage. The replacement highlight instantly became part of Presidents Cup lore.
"I have a feeling that he will be hearing about that for the rest of his life," U.S. captain Jack Nicklaus said.
Don't get the idea Nicklaus was going to let this one slide without piling on. When the captains huddled to announce their foursome pairings for Saturday morning, Nicklaus announced that Mickelson and Austin would be paired in the second match.
"I'm going with Phil Mickelson and Jacques Cousteau," he said.
Equally relentless were the Canadian fans. They hounded him the rest of the match, alternating chants of "Marco" and "Polo" down the 15th fairway, and screaming out "Get in the water!" when Austin hit a putt.