| I felt ... treated, I guess. But somehow it wasn't like having 
			coffee. I mean coffee! Real coffee doesn't come with recycled 
			paper packets of pure, organically grown brown sugar. Real coffee 
			doesn't have tiny plastic cups full of almond-flavored cream. Real coffee can be served in real coffee shops or in real 
			kitchens, but mostly it's a blessed combination of water at a 
			rolling boil in a blue-and-white and soot-colored coffeepot over a 
			fire with real flames. It is made when the pot is pulled off the 
			flames, and 10 seconds later someone pours two hermans of coffee 
			into the top. (A herman, of course, being a cubic fistful). Then you 
			wait for 27.2 seconds, give or take, until all but a few grounds hit 
			bottom. Now that's coffee with the hair still on. Coffee for making 
			memories. Coffee that slaps your face and demands your attention. And it doesn't cost as much as a new fly rod, either. [Text from file received from Slim Randles] Brought to you by 
			www.enamelware.com, the folks who still make real campfire 
			coffeepots. |