Laura on Life
Wildlife
By Laura Snyder
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[May 05, 2008]
Watching the wildlife in my backyard has always
amused me. No, I'm not talking about my children this time. When my
children are not in it, my backyard teems with all kinds of animals.
All of them seem to have only two things on their minds: food and
procreation. Ah, nature!
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The birds are beautiful creatures. They come to my backyard in all
different colors and sizes, united with the express desire to empty
my bird feeder. They also have two common enemies: those wily
squirrels, whose first and last thoughts are how to get at that
birdseed, and my cat, whose intentions are a bit more ambitious than
the squirrels'. I went into a specialty store the other day where
they had set up a demonstration of a bird feeder that was
"squirrel-proof." The perch where the birds were supposed to light
was spring-loaded. When something heavier than a bird sits on it,
the perch spins around like the inside of a blender on Cinco de
Mayo. The unlucky squirrel who attempts to steal the birdseed would
first learn the definition of the word "G-force" as he hangs on for
dear life, and then he would go sailing through the air, fervently
wishing that he, too, had wings. Then, like a teenager who lost his
lunch after riding the roller coaster, he'd be back up there, again.
We once had a family of raccoons who figured out how to lift the
lid off our trash cans. They'd eat until they were full, and then
they'd put the lid back on and leave! I wanted to interview their
mother to find out how she got them to put something back where they
found it. Parents everywhere would trade their minivan for that
information!
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There are a couple of ducks that I watch now and then. Just
before they um ... contribute to the continuation of their species,
they have a courting ritual of bobbing their heads up and down. You
can imagine them thinking: "Do ya wanna,"; "Yeah"; ... "Do ya wanna";
"Yeah"; ..."Do ya wanna"; "Yeah" ... and then he makes his move. He
nearly drowns that female while he does his thing, then sits high in
the water and flaps his wings like he's crowing. The female just
ducks under the water and shakes herself clean. It's embarrassing!
Have they no shame?
We had an opossum that would wander over every night and eat our
cat's food. Our cat, amazingly, would just sit there and watch it
eat her food. Well, I sat that cat down for a long talk. I told her,
"If you don't want to watch the bird feeder all day waiting for a
meal to fly into your mouth, then you'll have to start defending
your food bowl." She told me in her meowy way that she didn't like
the food in her bowl. I said, "What? It's good enough for the
opossum, but it's not good enough for you?"
[By LAURA SNYDER]
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