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There are New York Yankees caskets with pinstriped interiors, wicker caskets for the eco-conscious, caskets for firefighters and Star Trek fans, even caskets with digital photo displays on the inside cover. Urns are disguised as marble lamps, wall paintings and Gund teddy bears. They're fashioned in the shape of Buddha, made of rock salt or paper to dissolve in the sea, even sold as small aluminum cylinders that fit in the stock of a rifle. Some in the industry fear they won't have adequate staffing to meet increased demand, but they're trying to attract those seeking second careers and to change licensing laws. They say economic woes are being felt now, but not nearly as bad as in other businesses. Funeral directors say they've had to absorb some price increases and that some customers have cut back by not using a limousine or by buying a less expensive casket. But there hasn't been a drastic change, and they're not expecting one. For now, funeral directors milled the floors of the convention center here, in a surreal world where people in Snow White and Tinkerbell costumes hand out flyers for a funeral webcasting company and a marching band performs near a display of tiny caskets for children. Chocolates come in the shape of coffins, boxer shorts have jokes about cremation, and giveaway calendars devote months to products such as JaundiBalm ("Toughest against jaundice!") Excitement builds around the most mundane products. Some convention-goers tested out a device used to lift corpses by being lowered into a coffin, then back unto a table. "Best thing ever invented," one exclaimed.
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