"Of course, all of this media attention has gone to (Joe the Plumber's) head. He now wants to be known as The Plumber Formally Known as Joe."
- Jay Leno, NBC's "Tonight Show."
"Not since 'Sling Blade' has there been a voice that ANYBODY could do. Anybody could take a swing at this voice."
- Tina Fey on parodying Sarah Palin on "Saturday Night Live," during a guest appearance on CBS's "Late Show."
"Every now and then I look and her and I think that lady is about exactly as smart as me, and that's not enough."
- Fey on Palin, on CBS's "Late Show."
"In a speech earlier this week, John McCain said the following: He said, `I've been fighting for the United States of America since I was 17 years old.' Then he said, `Of course back then it was called Pangea.'"
- Conan O'Brien, on NBC's "Late Night."
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