"Of course, all of this media attention has gone to (Joe the Plumber's) head. He now wants to be known as The Plumber Formally Known as Joe."
- Jay Leno, NBC's "Tonight Show."
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"Not since 'Sling Blade' has there been a voice that ANYBODY could do. Anybody could take a swing at this voice."
- Tina Fey on parodying Sarah Palin on "Saturday Night Live," during a guest appearance on CBS's "Late Show."
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"Every now and then I look and her and I think that lady is about exactly as smart as me, and that's not enough."
- Fey on Palin, on CBS's "Late Show."
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"In a speech earlier this week, John McCain said the following: He said, `I've been fighting for the United States of America since I was 17 years old.' Then he said, `Of course back then it was called Pangea.'"
- Conan O'Brien, on NBC's "Late Night."
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On the Net:
http://www.nbc.com/The-Tonight-Show-with-Jay-Leno/
http://www.nbc.com/Late-Night-with-Conan-O'Brien/index.shtml
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/
