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 LDN Spring 2013 Home Improvement Magazine

THE MAN CAVE:
For men only, and the women who love them

By Derek Hurley

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[May 07, 2013]  The saying goes, "Home is where the heart is." While the sentiment behind the phrase is warm and pleasing to the ears, it is not the entire truth behind what a home really is. A home is, quite literally at times, a storage unit of sorts. A home is where one's material possessions are kept.

However, a home can require a bit of reworking for those who do not live alone. Everyone likes to have their own bit of personal space. From newlyweds to extended families, each person in a household needs to make a piece of the home their own. That piece will reflect the personality of the inhabitant and, in turn, give the inhabitant a little peace of mind.

By now, some of you may be wondering what I am talking about. But there are certainly those who share these feelings and know exactly which two words come to mind: man cave.

The term may seem a bit crude and exclusive to one gender. In truth, it is no different than a young boy's pillow fort with a paper sign that reads, "No Girls Allowed." Every boyfriend, husband, father or son needs a place to unwind after a day of school or work (or both); a place where the remainder of the house or apartment is a distant thought, yet close at hand. It is a place where a man does not share storage with wives, daughters, sisters or girlfriends.

Once again, only two words come to mind: man cave.

Now a man cave is different from one man to another. For those who seek to obtain this style of masculine solitude, here are some tips to get you on your way.

The obvious first priority in designing a man cave is comfort. The occupant should strive to establish the most comfortable setting possible. In order to achieve maximum comfort, it would be advantageous to acquire a comfortable armchair. Furthermore, any armchair worth its stuffing should come equipped with a functional recline feature.

For those men who find their wallets a little less full than they would like, check with family members. Chances are there is a family member looking to remove old furniture from their living room. This would be a good strategy for any young man moving out of his family home and striking out on his own. A second idea would be to check thrift stores for cheap donated chairs; a few scratches or tears merely provide a bit of character.

In lieu of a chair, a futon makes a good substitute, and it provides seating for friends, or the occasional significant other.

In addition to the seating arrangement, a proper man cave should contain table space. Preferably, this space would take the form of a small end table, providing room for food, drinks, the remote control or even a small computer for immediate Internet access (provided one has access to outlets and wireless Internet).

Across from the seating and table space should rest the focal point of any good man cave: the television. The television, along with any video game consoles, video-playing devices or channel providers, should be placed far enough away to experience the entire screen, yet not so far that buttons cannot be accessed within three or four steps. Movies and video games should be placed on a shelf nearby for ease of access. In addition, the television should be situated in such a way as to prevent glare from windows.

With the falling prices of high-definition televisions, a quality machine should not be hard to locate, using the same criteria one would use to acquire furniture.

If you are a man with a bit of extra patience and income, there is a small market for used projectors that can be found on auction sites, even if they come with small defects. If you are lucky, you can find one with only a support piece missing and no damaged electrical components.

For those with room to spare in their man cave, a good workspace should be available for excess electronics or special projects that need building. While a solid desk arrangement could be purchased at any office supply store, a good alternative can be found at any hardware store. A wooden workbench, easily assembled on your own, makes an excellent workspace, and when coupled with a supply of carpenter's pencils, provides a method of taking notes when no paper is in sight.

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As an extra touch of comfort, a man should consider adding a mini-fridge to his man cave. What fills the fridge is up to the individual, though for some the choice will be obvious (as appropriate to one's age). Along with a fridge should be a bottle opener. It is possible to find openers with bottle cap storage, and these make great additions to the comfort level of the room.

A second food-related device that will always come in handy is a pizza cooker. With the right amount of space and shelving, not to mention electrical outlets, a ready supply of pizza is always welcome.

Now comes the best part of any man cave designing phase: deciding on the décor. After all, blank walls are hardly reflective of one's personality.

Decorations will vary from one man to another, depending on your tastes and available space.

For the sports enthusiast, a series of shelves lined with memorabilia is suggested. A series of sports-themed knickknacks, such as bobbleheads, cardboard cutouts, miniature helmets and pieces of sporting equipment, will make an excellent lineup of decorations. Various athletic signs and posters can adorn the walls and are especially useful for covering up imperfections. Remember, it's a man cave.

For those among men who do not follow the athletic pursuits, the same rules apply. Finding a series of "nerdy" decorations is easy, provided one knows where to look. In absence of posters or photos, framed comic book covers and swords make good wall decoration (safety is paramount when hanging the latter).

If you do not have the fortune of retaining space in the house for your man cave, consider the garage as a good alternative. The garage likely contains a variety of tools and car parts already. Why not put some furniture and maybe a source of heat out there as well?

As a last-ditch option, consider the outdoors to be your asylum. A comfortable hammock creates a great napping space, and there are a variety of fire pits available today for late-night fun with the guys.

When all is said and done, your man cave should be a place of serenity, at least for you. While family and loved ones are wonderful to have, sometimes you just want to crawl into a hole and hide somewhere. Sometimes, a hole in the wild can lead to a great cavern underneath; why can't the same be true at home?

All photos donated anonymously by Lincoln men. Sorry, ladies, "No Girls Allowed!"

[By DEREK HURLEY]

LDN 2013 Spring Home Improvement Magazine

 

 

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