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Things happen when Dewey’s around
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[April 17, 2017]
it comes right down to it, only Dewey could do it. Our local
disaster zone, Dewey Decker, is one of the kindest-hearted guys you
ever met, but … things happen when Dewey’s around.
No one can forget how Dewey managed to get his
dad’s pickup stuck in the only mudhole in the county during a
three-year drought, and tongues are still wagging about him turning
over the grease truck on the interstate on-ramp. He’s finally
settled into being what he calls an “entre-manure” handling
truckloads of cow manure from the feedlot and dairy into town and
turning it into quite a successful business, which now includes
fishing worms, compost, fertilizer tea, and other branch services.
So, recently, when we headed into the Mule Barn truck stop for our
morning coffee, we were surprised to see our resident cowboy, Steve,
moaning and holding his head in his hands.
“Dewey,” he moaned. Sometimes there’s a complete novel in the
pronunciation of a single name.
It turns out Bob Milford out at the Diamond W put out the word
locally that he could use some help with the spring gather and
branding. Steve and Dud both went to help, but so did Dewey. Bob
didn’t know what to do with Dewey, but finally put him on a gentle
horse. After all, it’s been two years since Dewey helped Bob with
the branding and managed to vaccinate Dud for blackleg.
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“We were doing all right and
working along this ridge,” said Steve, “when here comes ol’ Dewey
just a-foggin’ it and he tell us we have to help him because he has
a cow up a tree.”
Oh yeah. This is gonna be good.
“Seems Dewey choused this old black baldy cow right off this big
rock outcropping and she landed in the forks of a tree below. He was
almost hysterical. So we looked at this wreck and Bob told Dud to go
back to the truck and get the chainsaw.
“And you should’ve heard Dewey begging us not to cut up the cow
because it was all his fault.” Steve grinned and shook his head. “We
just let him go on like that until we cut the tree down.”
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