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 “These here folks today …” he said. And we gulped
a bit when we hear a sentence begun that way. “Folks today…” he
sounded resigned, “they don’t ever try to unnerstand folks who ain’t
perzackly like them. And people who have a leetle handiclap? Fergit
it!”
Yep. Windy talks like that.
“What happened, Windy?”
“Wellsir, Doc, you know I been gittin’ a leetle hard a-hearin’
recently. Sometimes gotta ask somebody to say somethin’ twice … you
know?”
We all knew.
“It’s that ding-danged tea kettle,” Windy said. “You know … got a
whistler on it for when the water boils up? Cain’t hear it. I gotta
be right in the ding-danged kitchen to hear it.”
“So you got some hearing aids?” Steve asked.
“Naw, cost too much. What I figgered to do was jest make that tea
kettle louder. I saw one a them coach whistles in the store and I
got that fer only $3.59. Then I got me a little piece of tube thing
and I glued ‘er all together. Hey, looks good, too. I figgered, that
there steam would come out and actuaralialize that coach whistle,
and I know I could hear that.”
“Did it work, Windy?”
“Work? Well, I should smile it worked,” he said, proudly. “I was
admirin’ that sound. I could hear it even out in the back yard.
Yessir. ‘course my dog, Ramses, he wouldn’t come back in, but it’s a
nice day. It’s them other folks.”
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He took a sip of coffee.
“Wellsir, first thing happens is Old Man Johnson next door, he calls
the fire departmentals and tells ‘em my smoke alarm is goin’ off.
Then Mrs. Garcia over the way, she calls the cops and says my
burglar alarm is goin’ off. That ol’ brown dog of the Simpsons
started barkin’ and runnin’ off toward Lewis Crick. Them kids at the
playground thought recess was over and went back in to class.”
Windy shook his head. “First thing ya know, sireens and flashing
lights up and down the street. Oh well … two good things come of it,
though.”
“Two things?”
“Yep. I can hear that kettle now, and I noticed I ain’t got no more
gophers in the yard.”
[Text from file received from
Slim Randles]
Ol' Jimmy Dollar
is Slim Randles' first children's book. The book is for kids
K-3rd grades and is even better when parents read it with children.
Ol' Jimmy Dollar makes for sweet dreams and if you have a dog
even better. Available now on Amazon.
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