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              [MARCH
              28, 2000]  Just
              recently I had the oil changed in my car. 
              The
              way the prices have been at the gas stations, I’d just as soon
              have a service appointment as stop to fill the tank. Besides, the
              oil change lasts longer. 
              I’ve
              often thought that cars and trucks should qualify somehow as
              dependents for income tax purposes. It seems to me that vehicles
              rank between a major appliance and a member of the family. They
              need to be fed, cleaned, maintained, insured and licensed. They
              need checkups more often than healthy people do. 
              I’m
              spoiled, though. The last few years my car has been in one of
              those delightful stages when gas and oil are about all it needs to
              keep going. Every 3,000 miles or so I let someone else give it a
              once-over. I drop off the keys in the morning and pick up the car
              again in the evening—sometimes for less than a $20 bill. 
              There
              was a spell before that when I almost had a standing monthly
              appointment for auto service. I figured my employer could just as
              well send one check a month directly over to the repair place.
              Maybe my car and the technicians were good buddies, but I imagined
              them saying, "Not this one again." To avoid showing up
              so often, I went to different shops for some jobs. 
              I
              understood what an Iowa friend meant when she took me on a drive
              to see points of interest in her area. In passing, she identified
              one place as her car’s "second home." It was a repair
              shop. 
              Eventually
              I had replacements for many of my car’s original parts. Along
              the way, I also decided to have the top of the car repainted. The
              guys who did the work over in Mount Pulaski probably wondered
              about putting in that much effort on an older car like mine, but I
              enjoyed seeing a shiny surface again after years of sunburn and
              weathering. 
              Later,
              I even had the vinyl roof section replaced. The insurance company
              helped pay for that, since the original had been cracked by
              hailstones. Someone told me that a newer car body wouldn’t have
              withstood the storm as well but that the older ones were
              "built like a tank." 
              My
              car may be of a venerable vintage, but it has a long way to go to
              match what a cousin wrote about last Christmas. In explaining
              various problems her husband had dealt with during the past year,
              she said, "The old Taurus (200,000-plus miles) may be retired
              permanently. After spending many dollars and many hours on it, he
              had to rent a tow dolly to haul it home when the front axle broke
              in half. But, the clincher may have occurred when five lug bolts
              broke on the front wheel. That left just one, which broke after he
              finished passing a car and pulled off the road." 
              In
              contrast, my car worked fine on a weekend trip a couple of days
              after the recent oil change. The drive home went so smoothly that
              I had leisure to think about trips home in the other gray car my
              parents once owned. That one didn’t have seat belts, and the
              tires often crunched over gravel roads back then. I’d be falling
              asleep in the back seat—after one of our country birthday
              parties, perhaps—as the dark landscape went by under the stars.
              This time I stayed awake in front as the same stars waited for
              dusk to arrive. 
              I
              guess my car’s recent checkup was its belated birthday present.
              I came across a letter the other night to confirm the date. My
              parents sent the news shortly after they brought the new gray car
              home from the dealership. On the same trip, they’d bought
              22-cent stamps, since the postage was about to go up. 
              The
              car was the third vehicle my dad ever owned. He managed that by
              starting at a later age and by keeping each car going for about 20
              years, except that he ran out of time with the last one. 
              I’m
              continuing the project. I don’t expect to do as well as he did—with
              his knack for fixing things and his persistence in doing so—but
              at least this set of wheels has taken me as far as the year 2000. 
              When
              my parents announced they’d finally bought the new car, Dad
              noted that it had about 145 miles on it. "We hope you like
              it, too," he said. I did, and 15 years later I still do. 
        
              [Mary
            Krallmann] 
                
        
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