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			to break down what went wrong. I think I could bottle it or write 
			books and make a small fortune. And now that you mention it, I ought 
			to try just the same. It just appears that the whole thing imploded. 
			The defense had trouble stopping anyone or anything. The offense 
			couldn't score and struggled to even move the football, and special 
			teams had a few struggles as well. Silly penalties and costly mental 
			mistakes seemed to plague the Illini everywhere they turned. But 
			at least for one bright afternoon last Saturday, the good guys, the 
			Men in Orange, came out on top! I still can't get the smile off my 
			face. Illinois' resounding 38-13 thrashing of the Michigan 
			Wolverines is just music to my soul! And I didn't even know it 
			happened, when it happened. 
			
			 But before I tell you my story, can I just say that anytime the 
			Illini beat Michigan, it's a great day! I don't care what sport it 
			is -- we could be playing them in pingpong or tiddlywinks -- I wanna 
			beat 'em like a drum! And yes, I know that they've got their own 
			problems. In the words of the great philosopher Les Evans (LCU's 
			baseball coach), "That's too bad!" Anyway, back to my story. I fully intended to be there bringing 
			you the deep insights and up-close coverage that loyal LDN readers 
			have grown accustomed to. However, that was before we got my son's 
			hockey schedule (that's a whole 'nother story). If you've never had 
			a relative play hockey, let me just explain it to you like this: The 
			hockey season goes on forever! They just play about a million games, 
			so on any given day you might not only be playing one game, but 
			sometimes even two. So, to make a long story longer, instead of 
			pointing the ship toward Chambana, we sailed for Edwards Arena for 
			our Squirt C Beloit Blades home opener (we won 6-3; more on that 
			later). So, needless to say, I saw our last two drives before halftime 
			and they were not pretty. With Illinois trailing 13-7, and based on 
			what I had already seen from this season, I did not hold out high 
			opens for the beloved in the second half (sorry to disappoint the 
			optimistic, loyal followers). In fact, I was kinda glad we had a 
			hockey game. 
			 Some of you probably don't know that our church offers a Saturday 
			night service as well as three services on Sunday to accommodate 
			those who work nights or other shifts. When I came into church 
			Saturday night, former Lincoln resident and my boss, Craig Zastrow, 
			said he had just turned off his TV when he saw a Michigan player 
			scoring on a long TD play. I said that I figured as much and never 
			gave the game another thought the rest of the night. The next morning Payne had a hockey game (like I said, when 
			winter hits up here, there's a hockey game going on all the time) in 
			beautiful Verona, Wis. I helped him get ready and sent him and mom 
			with some friends on their first road trip of the season sans dad (a 
			ministry schedule is not the most conducive for a hockey parent or 
			fan). Since I got to my office hours before church started, I 
			thought I'd turn on my computer, check the Illini score, quickly 
			turn it off and work on the lesson I would be teaching in a couple 
			of hours. When I glanced at my monitor and saw the score, I quickly deduced 
			that they ran a story about last year's game. Upon further review I 
			discovered that the Illini had actually won! I was stunned! 
			When I came to the realization of what had really transpired, the 
			celebration in my office was without peer! What Craig failed to tell 
			me, because he didn't know, was that Illini speedster Terry 
			Hawthorne had somehow caught the fleet-footed Michigan wideout, Roy 
			Roundtree, and got him down at the 1-yard line. It was the biggest 
			play of the year. For somehow, it inspired an Illini team that has 
			been in a fog the whole year. This time the defense made a goal-line 
			stand and four plays later took over possession of the ball. And that's not all. When the refs went to make a couple of 
			reviews that you know would result in touchdowns for Michigan, 
			somehow Illinois got the calls (albeit that's because that's what 
			actually happened and what should've been called -- although that 
			has never stopped the Big 10 refs before) and Michigan turned it 
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			From there, the dormant Illini offense went to work. When Juice 
			Williams is in a groove in the option series, he is hard to contain, 
			much less stop, and Michigan found that out again for the second 
			consecutive year. We have been telling you fans for the last two years that 
			Illinois needs to establish the run... Just think how good Illinois 
			was when Rashard Mendenhall was carrying the pigskin. We've also 
			said to forget the experiment of trying to make Juice Williams a 
			drop-back passer because we don't think that's what he is (I 
			attended last year's contest at Wisconsin where they did that -- it 
			failed -- and I admit that I'm still bitter about it). Get him on 
			the move -- roll-outs, sprint-outs, scrambles, anything that gets 
			the defense on its heels -- and I think you give Juice and the 
			Illini a chance to be successful. Check out the replay on ESPNU and 
			see if you think we know what we're talking about?! 
			
			 Here's what I do know: How about 500 yards of total offense? How about no turnovers? How about 7 of 14 on third-down conversions? (That has to be the 
			highest in a long while.) How about four trips into the red zone and four scores? How about three players with over 100 yards rushing? (And yes, I 
			know Juice actually finished with only 97 because of the sacks... 
			so, suit me!) How about the defense pitching a shutout in the second half? How about the offense scoring 31 unanswered second-half points? And I could go on and on... smiling all the way. Wasn't it the great former Michigan coach Bo Schembechler who 
			said, "We want Illinois!" Well, you got 'em... How do you like us now? How's that working 
			out for you? On the other hand, the Illini may struggle in the rest of the 
			games this season. I guess it's possible that they may not win 
			another one. But if you have to beat somebody, why not make it 
			Michigan every year? 
			 As the LDN sports writer I don't know very much. But I do know 
			this... Just can't seem to wipe this smile off my face... GO, ILLINI! [By JEFF MAYFIELD] Respond to the writer at
			
			jeffmayfield@centralwired.com. 
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