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"Whether you're scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be," he told his flock reassuringly. "It's going to be OK." As his going-away gift to colleague Ryan (B.J. Novak), he presented his light-up St. Pauli Girl beer sign with the buxom barmaid. "She was once my girl, and she's your girl now," Michael said. "This is totally unnecessary," stammered Ryan, his eyes hypnotically fixated on the sign's eerie blue glow. Michael waged a final bout of paintball in the parking lot with his combative assistant manager, Dwight (Rainn Wilson). But, when he was about to lose control in front of sales rep Jim (John Krasinski), he asked, "Why am I so sad?" Jim guessed that Michael had decided to make his exit that afternoon, rather than stay around another day, as everyone expected. "I think we should just save our good-byes for tomorrow, at lunch," said Jim, in an effort to spare them both from an emotional display. "Tomorrow, I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be." Michael soon left the office with a brisk, "Later, guys." Only Jim knew he was gone for good. Then, at the airport, Michael removed the wireless mic he has worn for seven seasons of the mockumentary's filming. "This is gonna feel SO good getting this thing off my chest," he said, returning the mic to the unseen camera crew. Suddenly he went silent as, full of hope for the future, he wheeled his suitcase toward his airline's gate. ___ NBC is owned by Comcast's NBC Universal. ___ Online:
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