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I guess I didn't listen well enough to what he had to say. A question that stymied me had an obvious answer among its four choices, which happened to be the names of four department store chains. Never mind what the question was, Target seemed to scream "Choose me" over, say, Sears or Wal-Mart. But I missed that verbal target and, instead, jumped the question. For anyone who's somehow unfamiliar with "Millionaire" (which currently airs in 95 percent of the country and captures a daily viewership of more than 3 million), the game is played with a series of multiple-choice questions each of which, when correctly answered, has a monetary value. If the player clears the first 10 questions, the final four lead to really big money
-- like a million bucks. But just one incorrect response sends you packing with a thousand-dollar consolation prize. That wasn't going to be me. As I was introduced by Cedric at the top of the show and greeted with applause from the studio audience, I positioned myself across from him at the Plexiglas countertop, facing the huge video screen where my questions would appear. I was briefed, mic-ed and powdered. I felt jittery, sure, but I was primed to go all the way. The first question was a gimme. "Which of these hair-related phrases," Cedric asked, "is used to describe someone who suddenly starts acting crazy?" The answer was (B): "Wig Out." I had scored a fast (make-believe) $7,000. Thinking out loud is recommended by the producers. Not only does it help the player parse the trickier questions, it also builds suspense among viewers. So I even agonized theatrically over all the options seeking which Washington landmark was described by Eleanor Roosevelt as "that simple shaft, so tall and straight"
-- a question that, of course, gave Cedric a mile-wide opportunity for cracking wise. After answering the Washington Monument, I was (mock) richer by $1,000. By then I was enjoying a surge in confidence. Nothing could stand in my way, I told myself, as my (pretend) earnings mounted. "What would you do if you won all this money?" Cedric asked me just before the question that ended it all. "I'd buy a collection of hats like you've got," I fired back smartly. "You would look smooth in this, brother," Cedric chuckled. Oh, well. It was fun to pretend. ___ Online:
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