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			 The annual Fourth of July parade through our town 
			began this year with a mystery. You see, a couple of the boys 
			cornered Jimmy Angles yesterday down by Lewis Creek and hit him in 
			the mouth. On purpose. Ordinarily, this wouldn’t have made headlines 
			in the Valley Weekly Miracle, or even the New York Post, but Jimmy 
			played first trumpet in the band. 
 Played … past tense. The pain and swelling of his lips meant he 
			couldn’t play the great trumpet solos in Mr. Sousa’s marches on the 
			Fourth. It meant that the other three trumpeters all moved up a 
			notch. The new “first” trumpeter just happened to be one of Jimmy’s 
			assailants.
 
 The horses came first, of course, with cowboys and cowgirls and 
			wannabe cowboys and cowgirls and used-to-be cowboys and cowgirls 
			riding along and waving.
 
 Then came the 4Hers, dragging reluctant lambs and goats after them. 
			But hey, they were shiny clean lambs and goats. The queen and 
			several other cute high school girls followed in a convertible, and 
			then came the band.
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			 The parade’s brain trust, Doc 
			and Dud, actually, planned it this way. It was decided over coffee 
			that is was a far, far better thing we do to let the horses go first 
			so the band wouldn’t frighten them. If this meant the 4H kids and 
			the band members had to dodge a few equestrian “products” on the 
			street, so be it.
 A small town parade on the Fourth of July is where everyone goes to 
			see how big the kids have gotten over this past year, and to 
			celebrate us all being different … and the same … for yet another 
			year.
 
 But how about Jimmy Angles and the temporarily inactive trumpet 
			mouth? We found out as the band came into view. Jimmy was out in 
			front of them all, carrying the American flag.
 
 Happy birthday America!
 [Text from file received from 
			Slim Randles]Brought 
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