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 Have you been counting the minutes until election
day when your neighbors can remove all those campaign signs from
their lawns for another two years? Yes, these are mid-term
elections, just as serious as the presidential election yet to come
two years from now, but not as interesting.
Why not? Because the great candidate Vermin Love Supreme only runs
for President and doesn’t mess about trying to be someone’s
governor. V.L., who appears to be a bearded cross between Archimedes
and Alexander Graham Bell, tends to stand out in a crowd. That is
largely because he’s usually wearing a boot on his head and is
carrying a giant toothbrush.
Unlike most politicians, who basically ask us to vote for them
because they have their names on several yard signs and can prove
it, Ol’ Verm isn’t afraid to face his country head-on and tell us
what we really need.
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Last time around, while trying
to wedge his goals into the New Hampshire primaries, Vermin made no
bones of his platform: 1. Passing a national law that everyone must
brush their teeth, 2. Investigate the possibilities of a Zombie
invasion, and 3. Give a pony to everyone in the country.
How can you beat a campaign slogan like that? Not only is it fun,
but just picture 250 million people riding ponies around and showing
off their shiny teeth.
Just two more years … we can do it. Two more years.
[Text from file received from
Slim Randles]
What was the queen’s
favorite pony’s name?
https://pethelpful.com/pet-news/queen-elizabeth-pony-emma.
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