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 It
was just one of those crazy mix-ups, you know. Like when one thing
goes wrong it triggers another thing that goes wrong and that sets
off a multiplicity of crash-and-burns that are remembered long after
people are dead and nations fall to Visigoths and such.
That’s what happened with our buddy, Dud. You see, he was there at a
time when something was needed, and he stepped forward and assumed
the role.
It was the high school band, of course. We love them. There aren’t
that many of them, but they’re great kids and try hard, and Mr.
Garcia has really whipped them into something that can carry a tune.
Every honk and wheeze was special to us. So when the planets lined
up the wrong direction and Sagittarius was in the outhouse or
something, Dud was there.
It began when Mr. Garcia got called away on a family
emergency. His dad, I think. So he wouldn’t be at the pep rally
before the football game. Another teacher was planning to step in
and lead the band through the cheers, but the entire horn section,
all four of them, came down sick.
So it was decided that the band wouldn’t play at the pep rally this
time, and the cheerleaders would just cheer a capella, as it were. [to top of second
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We were surprised when Dud
walked into the auditorium carrying his accordion and waving to the
crowd. He sat down out front and began to play waltzes and a couple
of polkas. The cheerleaders didn’t know what to do to “The Tennessee
Waltz,” so they just sat down and waited for Dud to run out of
tunes. It didn’t take long.
We sorta clapped at the end
there, mostly from relief.
Later, over coffee, Dud was still on a high.
“Did you guys like the music? I knew I could help.”
“Well,” said Doc, “maybe if you could find some Sousa marches for
the accordion.”
“That would help, eh?”
“Well, that, and having Mr. Garcia back.”
[Text from file received from
Slim Randles]
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