Fifteen feet from the lowest round ever at a major, Woods raised his putter when the ball began to dip inside the left edge of the cup, then let the club fall from his hands as the ball spun around the cup and out the other side.
"Started diving," Woods said. "Evidently didn't want to go in."
Everything else went his way at the PGA Championship.
Woods settled for a record-tying 63 and found equal satisfaction in something he didn't have to share
- the lead at a major for the first time this year. He was at 6-under 134 and two shots clear of Scott Verplank (66), with omens on his side.
Woods is 7-0 when leading a major after 36 holes, and Southern Hills has a history of guys winning from out front. All six major champions on this course were atop the leaderboard going into the weekend.
"I had a good seat for it," said former PGA champion Bob Tway, who had a 72 and played with Woods. "That's why he's the best. He went out there and made it look pretty simple. So we got drilled by nine today. Next time he'll have to give me a few shots."
Even more daunting is when the field spots Woods any kind of lead.
"You can't think or believe that it's over," Ernie Els said after a 68 left him six shots behind. "I want to believe it's not. I've got two rounds left. We all know he's No. 1 and he's on form. That's kind of dangerous. But I'm playing well myself."
Former U.S. Open champion Geoff Ogilvy was matching Woods birdie-for-birdie on the back nine until he closed with two bogeys for a 68 that left him at 3-under 137 with Stephen Ames (69).
John Daly put on a different show, whipping out driver and lumbering through the rough and the trees to find it. He hit enough good shots to salvage a 73 that left him six shots behind and asking an important question.
"How do you cool Tiger off?" Daly said.
It was the 23rd round of 63 in the majors, but only four others have gone on to win
- Johnny Miller in the 1973 U.S. Open at Oakmont, Jack Nicklaus in the 1980 U.S. Open at Baltusrol, Greg Norman in the 1986 British Open at Turnberry, and Raymond Floyd in the 1982 PGA Championship at Southern Hills.
Woods will be in the final group Saturday with Verplank, whose bogey-free round fired up a gallery who have been cheering him since he won the U.S. Amateur title and a PGA Tour event while at Oklahoma State. It looked like it would be enough to give the 43-year-old his first lead in a major championship.
Then Woods teed off, hit 8-iron to 6 feet for birdie, and began a swift and stunning charge up the leaderboard.
Coming off his lone bogey at No. 7 when he caught an awkward stance in the bunker, Woods stuffed his approach into 2 feet on the ninth and 3 feet on the 10th to get within one shot of the lead.
And while his putt for 62 rimmed out, his biggest putt of the second round might have been for par.
Woods found another bunker at No. 12 and blasted out some 30 feet by the pin. He started walking to the side when his par putt broke toward the cup and pumped his fist when it curled in the right side.
"The putt on 12 was huge to keep the round going," Woods said.