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            [DEC. 4, 
            2003]  
            A robot that's more 
            intelligent than its fellow agents, an agent whose shoe has a phone 
            built into it, a superhero who doesn't use a gun but can make an 
            airplane out of just a few items like a fan, wooden poles and duct 
            tape… Does it get any better than this? 
            Growing up in the '70 and '80s watching 
            "Get Smart" reruns and the hour-long "MacGyver" series, there were 
            plenty of gadgets, contraptions and inventions to entertain us on 
            TV. Today we take a look at the characters who relied on these 
            gadgets to foil the bad guys.  
            
       "Sorry 
            about that, chief." 
            Armed with such devices as a shoe 
            phone, a detonating pen that would activate all the booby traps in 
            his apartment, and the cone of silence for top-secret discussions 
            with the chief of CONTROL (which is not an acronym), along with 
            other inventions too numerous to list here, the bumbling Agent 86, 
            aka Maxwell Smart, had a high-tech advantage over the evil agents of 
            KAOS (also not an acronym).  
            Smart's main foe was KAOS' evil 
            Siegfried, whose official title on the show was "Vice President of 
            Public Relations and Terrorism." Siegfried had a sister who was head 
            of the KAOS Ladies Auxiliary. 
            
             
            One of the better contraptions on the 
            show was Hymie, the humanlike robot built by KAOS. Hymie once 
            kidnapped Max and Agent 99 but soon released them and defected over 
            to CONTROL because they treated him better than KAOS did. Hymie was 
            equipped with a TV camera, a built-in computer, a calculator bank 
            and a Xerox machine. 
            But this show was about more than just 
            clever gadgets. Like much of what comes out of Hollywood, there are 
            some interesting stories behind the show. For example, ABC had a 
            chance to air the show but rejected it. NBC then picked it up on the 
            condition that one of their own guys, Don Adams, would play Maxwell 
            Smart. After four seasons, NBC dropped it, and CBS picked it up for 
            the fifth and final season. 
            Maxwell Smart's love interest, Agent 
            99, never revealed her name on the show. After they married and had 
            twins, their twins' names were kept secret too. The reason probably 
            had something to do with being in the spy business.   [to top of 
            second column in this article] 
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       "With 
            this paper clip and that empty gas can, you've got all the 
            ingredients for a homemade bomb." 
            OK, so MacGyver never really said that, 
            but he did invent some pretty clever ways to get out of a jam, using 
            only a few basic items plus his science background and a creative 
            mind.  
            MacGyver could have used a gun to foil 
            the bad guys like most action heroes do, but the memory of a 
            childhood shooting accident caused him to detest guns. Instead he 
            chose to use his Swiss Army knife, duct tape and any other items 
            that were available to him at the time (such as a paper clip). The 
            informal MacGyver had the unofficial title of "troubleshooter" while 
            working for the mythical Phoenix Foundation. 
       
            MacGyver had his share of quirks too. 
            He was afraid of heights, and he always shook his hand in pain after 
            punching one of the bad guys -- you don't see many action heroes do 
            that on TV. Like Agent 99, he also kept his first name secret; his 
            friends usually referred to him as Mac. Even a college class picture 
            referred to him by his last name only. During the seventh and final 
            season, a dream revealed that MacGyver's first name was Angus, which 
            is probably why he used only his last name.  
            As a result of losing his parents and 
            grandmother in a car accident as a child, MacGyver was reluctant to 
            get involved in serious relationships because he feared that he 
            would lose anyone who got too close to him. In the series' final 
            episode, though, he learned that he had a teenage son, making it 
            possible that there could be a future MacGyver series starring the 
            young Sean Angus MacGyver, or "Sam" for short. 
       Hmmm. The 
            stars of both series have given us replacements for a future 
            generation of crime fighters. Could we see more humanlike robots and 
            homemade airplanes in the future? Stay tuned. [Paul 
            Niemann] 
            Readers: 
            Are you looking for the perfect Christmas gift? If you enjoy this 
            column, then your friends would probably enjoy receiving the 
            "Invention Mysteries" book as a gift. It's available at
            
            www.InventionMysteries.com. 
            Copyright Paul Niemann 2003 
        Last week's column in LDN:
            
            "Can this inventor prove that 
            the Loch Ness monster does -- or doesn't -- exist?" 
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