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Would Mark Twain have preferred to be an inventor rather than a writer?

By Paul Niemann

"Inventors are the creators of the world -- after God." -- Mark Twain

[MAY 1, 2003]  While we're all familiar with the writings of Mark Twain, many people don't know that he was highly involved with inventions, both as an inventor himself and as an investor in other people's inventions. Twain profited from some of his own inventions, but he lost a lot of money investing in other people's inventions.

"The first thing you want in a new country is a patent office. A country without a patent office and good patent laws … couldn't travel any way but sideways or backwards." -- Mark Twain

His first invention was for a vest strap that served as a collar and vest, designed to replace suspenders. He filed a patent application for it in September of 1871, but he encountered a problem in getting a patent because an inventor from Baltimore had created a nearly identical product.

In order to determine who should be awarded the patent, the commissioner of patents must institute an "interference," which is a contest to determine who created the invention first.

The commissioner asked each inventor to file a paper listing the essential dates and facts about his invention; the patent would then be awarded to the person who could show that he was the first one to create the invention.

Rather than simply reciting the facts in numbered paragraphs as was the custom back then, Twain sent a handwritten letter in short-story form. In his letter, he explained the details of how he created his invention, including the fact that his brother witnessed the exact date of his invention. The commissioner of patents probably enjoyed the human element in Twain's letter, as it was a welcome departure from the usual mundane papers submitted to him, but it's not known whether or not this actually helped Twain.

 

The dispute was later resolved when the patent attorneys agreed to settle it based upon the dates on which the applications were filed, rather than the dates on which each man originally created his version of the invention, as U.S. patent law specifies. Twain was granted Patent 122,992 in December of 1871.

Mark Twain received two other patents during his lifetime. One was in 1873 for a self-pasting scrapbook, which he named "Mark Twain's Scrapbook," and the other was in 1883 for a game called "Memory Builder." This game made it easier to remember historical dates, but it didn't succeed commercially.

 

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Twain earned a fortune and gained international fame from his writings, yet there was something significant about his scrapbook invention. What was it? Read on; the answer is at the end of the story.

 

"We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we invented, which was human liberty." -- Mark Twain

While Twain had profited from some of his inventions, there were other inventions that he thought of but did not commercialize. In his notebooks, Twain recorded ideas for microfilm in 1885 and for an invention that would utilize "pictures transferred by light," similar to modern television, in 1888, as well as an idea for the use of fingerprinting, which was the cornerstone of the plot in his novel "Pudd'nhead Wilson," published in 1894.

Twain lost more than a half million dollars in his lifetime from the failed inventions in which he invested, including the Paige typesetter. But the invention that cost Twain the most was one he did NOT invest in: Alexander Graham Bell's telephone. When Bell personally offered Twain a chance to invest in his telephone, Twain responding by telling him that he wasn't interested because he had been burned once too often on inventions.

What was the significance of the scrapbook that Twain invented? He earned more money from it that year than he did from his writing. Mark Twain was a moderately successful inventor; without the recognition that he earned from his writings, the world probably would never have known of his inventions. He did, however, achieve more success as an inventor than most inventors do.

[Paul Niemann]

Paul Niemann is a contributing author to Inventors' Digest magazine, and he also runs MarketLaunchers.com, helping people in the marketing of their new product ideas. He can be reached at niemann7@aol.com.

Last week's column in LDN: "What does this man of peace have to do with dynamite?"

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