Slim Randles' Home Country
'Manure Man' has it good
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[November 05, 2011]
Dewey Decker, our valley's purveyor of processed hay,
whistled as he dressed. He'd double showered, washed the pickup and
put on his blue tie again. Emily Stickles at the Italian place for
dinner with a crisp evening and a partial moon. |
Romantic enough to hug a cactus. He strolled out to the pickup in
a jaunty mood, and, as a last thought, removed the magnetic signs
from the truck's doors advertising his fertilizer business. Hey, if
the lovely and gracious Emily wanted to think of Dewey as someone
with a manure fetish, far be it from him to wreck her notions. She's
going out to dinner with him, right?
First things first.
Once inside the restaurant, and ensconced at a candlelit table
with a checkered tablecloth, Dewey ordered wine and they both sipped
and smiled.
"Shall we order before the interview, Dewey?" she asked. "It's OK
that I call you Dewey?"
"Sure."
"Good. And I'm Emily."
They ordered from Richard Constable, who had gone to school with
Dewey. Richard's attempt at an Italian accent was just one of those
little pluses, you know?
Emily put her tape recorder on the table between them and pushed
the record button.
"I hope you don't mind if I record this, Dewey. It's just that
this situation is... well, unusual, and I want to make sure I
remember everything."
Dewey smiled and waved a hand in agreement.
"Now Dewey," she said, "what makes you believe you're in cow
manure?"
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Dewey thought a minute.
"Emily, have you ever stopped to consider how barren our lives
have become? That's why I'm so interested in bringing, well,
fertility to our society and gardens."
"But Dewey, you're a... well, a rather attractive man, if you
don't mind my saying so, and there's no reason to picture yourself
in... cow manure."
Dewey didn't mind her saying so. He studied her amazing
cheekbones and wondered how many more recording sessions he could
arrange before she had enough to write her doctoral thesis on
"Manure Man."
Life is sometimes awfully good.
[Text from file received from Slim Randles]
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